wailordead:

wailordead:

when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

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the thing

(Source: jewishsanta)

punsicle:

have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was while you’re falling asleep in class and that makes it not so bad that you’re tired anymore

(Source: zachabee-deactivated654323)

carqo:

feel free to come rub my back and play with my hair

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

asshokim:

she’s so thirsty that even her blood type is D

(Source: dilfking)